Two Leaves and a Bud Blog

04c752f1475c539a84f2ceaaef673235 Shall we start out this blog with an apology for the various groaners we're about to tell you? Maybe. Although we did use considerable restraint to keep a bunch of awful tea puns off this list. But do you have a good tea joke to tell us? If you post one on our Facebook page, Twitter, or here in the comments and it actually makes us laugh, we might send you a box of tea! As long as it's not already in this smattering of tea jokes from us, that is:

What's a pirate's favorite tea?

Pu Errrrrrrrrh! (Click here if you didn't get that.)

 

How does Moses make his tea?

Hebrews it!

 

Patient: Doctor, I have a pain in my eye whenever I drink tea.d6ec84bd9a7a0618d01244a094fa3535

Doctor: Have you tried taking the spoon out of your cup before you drink?

 

What is a baby teapot's favorite game?

Pekoe-boo!

 

How long does it take tea to ship on the slow boat from China?

Oolong time!

 

Why did the hipster burn his tongue?

Because he drank his tea before it was cool.

 

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